Goodr BFG Gods Sunglasses (Zeus, You Are The Father!) (Limited Edition)

Goodr's sunglasses are designed to look good(r) and stay comfortably on your face. These sunglasses have the BFG fit which means wider and more secure frames with longer arms. They also have silicon rubber inserts on the temples and nose which prevent them from slipping. These babies are designed to compliment and fit beasters with large melons. 

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
HAIL ZEUS!!! God of the Sky, and Thirsty Shapeshifter. He turned into all kinds of animals to seduce goddesses, nymphs, and mortals. Swan. Cuckoo. Bull. (Also, Carl the Flamingo SWEARS Zeus morphed into a flamingo once) According to God Sex Magazine, Zeus had 57 partners, 54 children, and countless ties for Xmas presents.) 

Includes:    

• Microfiber bag

Features:     

• No slip silicon rubber nose and temple grips
• Lightweight frames to prevent bouncing
• Mirrored Reflective Polarized lenses